Feb. 3rd, 2015
CATULLUS 115
Big Dick has forty acres of green fields,
thirty of meadows. Quite a lot of marsh.
Not Croesus then, if we are being harsh.
Still it's rich land. He harvests what it yields.
And if his lands stretched to the Western Sea,
beyond the North Wind – forests, rivers, streams
all his, and wealth beyond his wildest dreams,
He'd not be changed by such prosperity
In his erect colossal shade, we call
praise to his name, the Biggest Dick of all.
Big Dick has forty acres of green fields,
thirty of meadows. Quite a lot of marsh.
Not Croesus then, if we are being harsh.
Still it's rich land. He harvests what it yields.
And if his lands stretched to the Western Sea,
beyond the North Wind – forests, rivers, streams
all his, and wealth beyond his wildest dreams,
He'd not be changed by such prosperity
In his erect colossal shade, we call
praise to his name, the Biggest Dick of all.