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[rozk]

The Scotland on Sunday Harry Potter endings piece by various hands, one of them mine

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[vampwillow]

And Lo! those who took no part of interest nor wonder in the stories of the boy and his friends were mightily relieved that the saga was now concluded and real life could resume on the planet of the muggles.

(Quite fun though - "Damn fine cherry pie." indeed ;-)

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

SODDING EWOKS? SOD THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS! EXTERMINATE!

[psycholibrarian.livejournal.com]

Heheh! I think my favorite one is in the comments actually. Comment #2, where someone writes and ending with HP as the new Dark Lord.

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Still great:)

[galamb-borong.livejournal.com]

""Oh no," said Harry Potter. "You've killed Ginnie. You bastards.""

Okay, I seriously lol'd at that...

[boji.livejournal.com]

All fun, as opposed to the official formulaic epilogue that hit the net yesterday ;-)

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

Harry gaped as Voldemort drew back.

"Oh, no you don't," Uncle Vernon said, holding up the poker as if it were a wand. "Attacking a child. That's not the way we do things in this country, sir."

Voldemort laughed cruelly. Aunt Petunia clung to Vernon's arm, eyes as big as saucers. Dudley put his fists up, challenging Voldemort.

This was Harry's chance. While the Dark Lord was distracted, he could get to the final Horcrux and destroy it. All he had to do was leave Vernon Dursley and his family to their fate. Hardly even a decision at all. Swift as, well, as thought, images flashed through his mind of all the abuses and torments the Dursleys had heaped upon him. He hated them all. They deserved to die.

And after all, the voice of Lucius Malfoy whispered into his inner ear, they're only Muggles. They don't really matter.

Without really thinking about it, he leapt in front of Uncle Vernon, wand raised, and took the Avada Kedavra full in the chest.

The last anyone heard of Lord Voldemort was a faint, dwindling whimper of "Oh, bloody hell, not again..."

[hilleviw.livejournal.com]

"Reichenbachius"

....howling with laughter over here....

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Damnit! Now how is the real ending going to top that?

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

And after Hermione tells everyone off at Harry's funeral, she grabs a burning torch, leaps onto the back of the Gryphon, and flies into the pyre. The fire burns so intensely that it spreads, and everything -- Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, even the Ministry of Magic -- is consumed by the blaze, as the lake overflows its banks.

No one survives but Ron Weasley, who makes his way back home and opens the door of his house, where his mother is waiting, "Well, I'm back," he says.

[ctofine.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link! Very fun read, I must say. And, as an avid believer in the "Ginnie must die for Harry to live" camp (I think I'm alone at camp most days), I appreciated the "You killed Ginnie...you Bastards!" bit. *grin*