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[rozk]

Oh, and I am up for that meme where you ask me to tell you three or more things about my private personal fanon for characters in shows, comics, films and books that I care about. Shows, right now, would be Jossverse, Grey's, Betty, Heroes, Nip/Tuck, Dirt, Big Love, and so on.

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[psycholibrarian.livejournal.com]

Jossverse and Veronica Mars please :)

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Alexis, from Betty.

[rozk.livejournal.com]

But which characters?

OK Here are three things about Faith.
1. She is the sort of masochist we call a Pushy Bottom who will do anything to get the targets of her desires to punish her. This is a dangerous game and when she said to Buffy, after the stabbing, 'You finally did it B' it was not clear even to Faith whether she meant that Buffy had killed her or that she had made her come.
2. She is far more of a Catechism Catholic than she would ever admit. Sometimes when she is in an almost trance-like ecstasy of vampire-killing, she realizes that she has been saying the Sorrowful Mysteries of the Rosary in her head for some time.
3. She was not joking when she mentioned to Buffy how young and cute she found Giles. He put her in the motel, bad choice as that was, because he knew that he would find her in his bed one night when he was too drunk to remember he was a Watcher.

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. Alexis had always wondered whether, if she returned, Daniel would hit on her and how she would feel about that. It was partly a way to be mean to him, a way that she had never been able to explore before, and partly a way of punishing him for being someone who would never understand her choices, and partly just an incredible naughty turn-on. She'd never have let it go anywhere; on the other hand, if he hadn't cut Becks out, she would have fucked Becks and told him who she was afterwards.
2. She does not really believe how beautiful she now is; every time Wilhelmina makes a remark about 'manhands', she keeps it together for as long as she has to, but goes and cries when she gets a chance.
3. She periodically thinks that Betty is far too good an assistant for an idiot like her brother and that she really ought to try and persuade her to come work for her. Then she realizes that, without Betty, Daniel would be more of an embarrassment than he is, and that actually she wants to hurt him a bit, but not as much as he would be hurt without Betty.

[celiaka.livejournal.com]

Three things about poor neglected sidekick Wallace from Veronica Mars, if you please.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck, please!

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. Wallace never got over being strung up on the flagpole by Weevil. He has never understood why Veronica tries to domesticate someone that dangerous and has always waited for Weevil to turn around and bite her. If Weevil ever seriously hurt Veronica, Wallace would quietly think 'I told you so' even though he never did, and do everything in his power to make Weevil a very sorry man indeed.
2. When Veronica finally told Wallace the truth about her relationship with Duncan - that he had screwed her when roofied while under the misapprehension that she was his sister- Wallace felt like a provincial hick anthropologist who would never understand Rich White People and their degenerate folkways.
3. Wallace suspects that Veronica does not even begin to understand that the bliss he gets from a great basket or a good pass is the closest he comes to how she feels when she cracks a case or how Mac feels about a good hack. He is a smart boy who lives in his head some of the time, but he also lives in his body. The reason he has never shown much sexual interest in either woman is that he suspects they wouldn't work - too much sex in the head.

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. Christian always wanted to fuck Ava Moore and that did not stop when he discovered that she had been sleeping with his son, or when he discovered that she had once been a man. Sometimes he still dreams about her - she looks at him out of a mirror and says 'Christian, Christian, we are kin you and I. We both remade ourselves for the man we loved, you as a stud and me as a whore, but we are brothers and sisters in desire and change.' And then he wakes up and he is in a sweat and has cramps in his thighs.
2. Christian would have cut off his own hand to save Sean's thumbs. He will hate Quentin forever for teaching him that truth. He does not know that he would ever fuck Sean, even if he could, or let Sean fuck him, and he also knows that that does not matter at all. He can sleep with as many women as he likes, but he is a man in love with a man and that will never change.
3. Michelle was Christian's drug - he blackmailed her into sex to forget Sean. He fought James for her and bought her from James by taking money from Dawn Budge for sex. He worries that, if Michelle had asked him to help her steal organs, he would have done that for her too. He does not know whether or not she killed Burt Landau, but he ran away to LA so as not to have to know. He dreads that she will follow him, and what she could get him to do.

[pigri.livejournal.com]

now Dick, if you please.

[celiaka.livejournal.com]

God this is fun. I always love your commentaries and these are is spot on.

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. When Dick found out that Logan had slept with Kendall, Dick's private masturbation fantasy was ruined. He had always thought about Kendall with firm young men a bit like himself, but trimmer, and as long as they did not have a face he could tell himself, dude, they're just shop dummies. When he found Logan's face sticking itself on those bodies, he had to stop. For fear that he would lose his erection, and fear that he wouldn't.
2. Dick knows that there are women in the world who would never sleep with him in any circumstances - Veronica, Mac. He pretends not to care; he pretends that they are not good looking enough for him. Sometimes though he catches their scent as they walk past, or sees the curve of a neck, or the corner of a smile and that is the closest thing to sadness that ever enters Dick's little world.
3. Dick knows that one day if he eats enough pizza and drinks enough beer, he will not be able to surf anymore and no hot chicks will ever look at him again. It isn't something that bothers him, or something that makes him happy; it is how the world is - things are good, and then they change, and then things suck. Dick is a philosopher.

[celiaka.livejournal.com]

One more. Hilda from Ugly Betty.

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Weevil?

[pirateygoodness.livejournal.com]

George.

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. Kissing Daniel scared Hilda. Here was this perfect shiny man from her sister's new world and suddenly Hilda knew something that Betty is too innocent to know, which is that the very rich are different and will do whatever they want. If Daniel had asked her, she would have left her sister and her son and flown with him to Timbuktu and dressed in scented pink leather and eaten barbecued lizards in a bed shaped like a seashell. He didn't, he broke the kiss and dashed away on business, but she is scared that he and his world are a drug to which she could learn addiction.
2. When she wakes in the night, because Santos has pulled all the bedclothes on top of himself and is snoring on his back, Hilda thinks about what it would be like to be fat and forty and still that woman with the slut cleavage and the tight satin pants and still alone. Then she thinks of Santos at forty with a beer gut and opinions on everything and not being able to cook him dinner without burning it. Then she counts imaginary hairstyles in her head until she goes to sleep.
3. Hilda loves her son. She thinks he is God's gift to her, where the nuns would have told her that he was the punishment for her sin of fornication. He is happy and shiny and sings and dances and tells her what to wear. She knows, with the certainty of faith in God, that no-one will ever hurt him and that they will love him as much as she does.

[psycholibrarian.livejournal.com]

Ah, I remember your #1 well from your comments at last year's Slayage conference, and the Pushy Bottom idea has since become part of my personal fanon as well :)

#s 2 and 3 are interesting, to sat the least. I'm sure to find myself smirking my way through Giles/Faith dialogue from now on!

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. Jail did not scare Weevil straight, but it scared him fat. There were men there that looked at him and clicked their teeth and sucked their lips at him. He knew that he could take them in a fight, most of them, but he knew that was the way to ensure that he stayed in jail forever, with sentence piled on sentence. So he got himself on duty in the chow hall and he stole food; he ate mashed potatoes fried in lard until his face broke out in spots and he had to get new overalls, and no-one clicked their teeth at him again.
2. Weevil often thought of how he might kill Sherriff Lamb and not get caught, even by Keith or Veronica. Lamb had stopped him graduating, had humiliated his grandmother; breaking each limb into splinters with a baseball bat that Weevil would then smash into his sneering eyes would just begin to pay that bill, but it was not worth going to jail again for. Then someone killed Lamb, and Weevil was shocked that he cried himself to sleep that night.
3. Weevil dreams of Veronica a lot, but never of having sex with her. He dreams of watching her with Logan, or with Lily, and her looking at him with those piercing eyes and knowing his every itch of lust to the core. He thinks that God must be like Veronica on judgement day, except that God does not crop up in your sexual fantasies.

Good stuff

[paratti.livejournal.com]

That's him:)

[rozk.livejournal.com]

1. When his father died, George prayed. He prayed for hours because he wanted God to make him feel more grief. He was terrified that he did not care enough, that his father dying left him free, that he was the worst of all bad sons, that his brothers were right to see him not as the benjamin but as the cuckoo's spawn.
2. George is terrified that his women friends will leave him, that they will die like Meredith keeps nearly doing, or go mad like Izzy keeps doing, or that he simply will not understand where they go when they go inside their heads, like Cristina or his wife. He does not understand any of them or how they go on with their lives when they are so beautiful and smart, or why they bother with him, when he has a face like a potato and has to run so hard to do the stuff they dance through.
3. George thinks he understands Alex, that Alex has no inner life or morals or desires or dreams. George is totally wrong.

[rozk.livejournal.com]

Some of these are not just fic fanon for me, but critical fanon. I sometimes mean to write the fic with the Pushy Bottom stuff in it more explicitly than it is in Faith By Night. The Giles stuff was going to be in an abortive Giles/Lilah a bit.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Ugly Betty. Marc St James. Because there was a moment in a recent ep where I suddenly started loving him a lot.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Zoe from Firefly. Or, if you're not into Firefly, Dawn Summers from BtVS.

[celiaka.livejournal.com]

On number 3 - I think my heart just broke a little more.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh.

Now I desperately wish that you wrote fic in this fandom.

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Buffy herself!